Meanwhile, forty stairs later
Chika: *paints* How could she walk wearing so much...?
Michiru: I don't know.
[Very cheap sound effect]
Yuuta: Hey you two!
Michiru: Hi yuuta.
Chika: The fuck you are doing here?
Chika: That ass...
Yuuta: Told me to tell Michiru that he must learn you [points to Chika] what girl means in every language.
Chika: [grumbles] Once this is over, I'll crush his 'pretty face'.
Michiru: Alright, tell him I started already!
Yuuta: Ok, byebye!
[cheap sound effect and smoke]
Michiru: let's begin.
Chika: Dear god why?
Michiru: meisie, vajzë, فتاة,
Twenty stairs later.
Michiru: девојка, dievča, dekle, chica...
Chika: Wait a sec, Chica?
Michiru: Yep, in spanish your name means girl. I knew you had a inner housewife, but not that you had such a femininity. XD
Chika: I'm going to kill you!
Michiru: No, you won't.
Chika: Why shouldn't I?
Michiru: Because the readers surely would like to see me ending up with you, instead of Shiba. Ain't I right?
Chika:...fine, but only because of the readers. Who are they anyway anyway?
Michiru: people who read this and other story's. Thanks to those who reviewed and reading this story. [Bows deeply]
Chika: Talk about breaking the fourth wall...
Michiru: [Kicks him. Lvl: Tsundere]
Chika: dammit, I learned her to well...
Meanwhile on set.
Shito: [Walks over to readers with cookie in hand] Here is your cookie as promised, Tyurruu-San. Thank you for reading 'death'. The other one can get a hug from me, because the author loves the people who review. Thanks to those who have reviewed or read this story. [Hugs readers]. We should continue, right. Ok...Ah! The princess follows the light into a room in the tower, where the light turns into a spinning wheel.
Chika: F*ck those stairs and that ass.
Shito: akatsuki, act like a proper lady.
Chika: I'll beat you properly up!
Shito: Now, now. Don't get unladylike.
Chika: Shut up!
Michiru: [glares at the both of them, they gulp] For the case you didn't know, I wan to end this as soon as possible. So, CONTINUE!
Shito: Sassy Michiru is sassy. Aurora starts to reach towards it with her left hand.
Chika: Why left hand?
Shito: [Ignores] In a flash of light, Aurora touches the spindle with the middle finger.
Chika: Why her middle finger?
Shito: Michiru, kick him.
Michiru: With pleasure. [kicks chika in the back. He falls unconscious.]
Shito: Maleficent turns beside, revealing Aurora laying face-down on the floor.
Momoka: [Looks at Michiru with new light] Wow, you kick hard 0_0
Shito: Cut. OK, we need to change clothes. Good job everyone!